If you are thinking about voting for O-bomb-a

[james]

I state my case!

I ditto that.  Sweeeeeeet!!!

[DOUG]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

 

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife and
two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

..........................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:






















Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me,
or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes,
have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate
this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.

...............................................................................................

Republican's Answer:


BANG!


............................................................................................

Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the WinchesterSilver tips or hollow points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!!

[Jimmy]

I said Bang, Bang, Bang.

So, I guess I'm in between?

[urdaddyjeep]

well i guess i must be way up there on the redneck scale cause i said this




God I love the mini gun

[DOUG]

I'm voting Democrat because.........

I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are
all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#% it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view. '


NOT!

A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.

[Krawler00]

Mike, I remember seeing that video awhile back! WOW! I check out the military vids from time to time. I will have to find the one where an apache takes out a few bad guys from miles away in the dark. Sick stuff!

[ADAM]

I got some killer pics from my days on Fort Rucker, Al. I will have to see if I can dig them up. They test Apaches, cobras and some badass blackhawks. They used to allow people to watch tests but now after a minor accident at another base, It is not allowed. (something about a .50 cal going threw a spectators van and missing him by less than an inch.

[ADAM]

o yea does everyone know what change stands for???
Come Help A "Neighbor" Get Elected

[Ben H.]

Do you know why you shouldn't vote for OBAMA? Because if you put a "G" in front of your name you get GOBAMA and no one should cheer for Bama.

[Matt]

Do you know why you shouldn't vote for OBAMA? Because if you put a "G" in front of your name you get GOBAMA and no one should cheer for Bama.

...waiting for Adam to crash through the wall like Kool-Aid....

[ADAM]

oshiznit I so going to vote for gobama I am removing my mcain poster out of my yard for a gobama poster Gobama!!!!!!!!!!

[nwcj5]

when I went down to tuscaloosa this year, I asked someone if Obama really won some votes by doing that, she laughed and was just said no...I think there were a lot of auburn fans who spread that trying to make em look stupid