The economy (Joke?)

[lt99ls1]

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of Delta Airlines stock one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers stock one year
ago, you would have $0.00 today.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00!
 
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!

[Chris Hyde]

 

[Jimmy]

I'll invest in that plan  {toast}

[Krawler00]

I'll invest in that plan  {toast}

We have been for years!

[Trailabite]

We should have a meeting to talk about our investments. I'll buy the first case.............. ;D

[ghostdancer308]

I know someone here bought into the Iraqi Denars thing. :bs) That was another scam. Yeah, I will attend this meeting also and hvave Sam Adams with me!!!

[urdaddyjeep]

thanks G i did the Iraqi dinor thing i have about 200dinors but they all have Hussien's pic on them... one day they will be worth about 2bucks.... plus the beer drinking plan has been in affect for over 10yrs at my house....


Mike {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast}

[ghostdancer308]

I was an Airmarshal for 2 years there in Atl. I have been to Delta Airlines for "instructional" purposes. Just so I don't cross anylines, the place is well equiped! It blows my mind the CEO's of these places are cashing out and living good while people still continue to struggle. Lastly, Mike, I knew there was somebody that bought into that SH**!!! Hahahaha!!! Not to pirate this thread, but had some force recon buddies buy 10k worth!! Guess how much that 10k worth of dinor is valued at today? LOL!!!!!! HOOOAH!!!!

[urdaddyjeep]

thats nothing had a E-5 spend his whole bonus of dinor... he has over 3million net worth today is about 45bucks... net loss over 22k ahahahahaha {toast} {btt}

[mdo817]

Thanks for reminding me what my Delta stock is worth(LOL) at least most of it was given to me by the fine Leaders we have (Choke/Choke). I have also invested in the 401keg for years and I supplement it with the 407rum. Since I'm lazy I believe I get more than 41mpg. Great stuff there Larry, I'll come to an investment siminar.

[Will]

Thanks for reminding me what my Delta stock is worth(LOL) at least most of it was given to me by the fine Leaders we have (Choke/Choke). I have also invested in the 401keg for years and I supplement it with the 407rum. Since I'm lazy I believe I get more than 41mpg. Great stuff there Larry, I'll come to an investment siminar.

"cough, cough" Saturday night at River Rock  {toast} 

[urdaddyjeep]

ok so i was wrong here is the newest price list

3,000,000 Iraqi Dinar = 2,605.49 US Dollar

3,000,000 US Dollar (USD) = 3,454,250,880 Iraqi Dinar (IQD)

Interbank rate +/- 0%

This means:
You buy 3,000,000 Iraqi Dinar :     2,605.49 US Dollar
You sell 3,000,000 Iraqi Dinar :     2,509.89 US Dollar
You buy 3,000,000 US Dollar :     3,454,250,880 Iraqi Dinar


Thursday, October 9, 2008

10,000 US Dollar = 11,952,729 Iraqi Dinar

10,000 Iraqi Dinar (IQD) = 8.36629 US Dollar (USD)

Interbank rate +/- 0%

This means:
You buy 10,000 US Dollar :     11,952,729 Iraqi Dinar
You sell 10,000 US Dollar :     11,514,170 Iraqi Dinar
You buy 10,000 Iraqi Dinar :     8.36629 US Dollar
You sell 10,000 Iraqi Dinar :     8.68495 US Dollar

 

You sell 3,000,000 US Dollar :     3,585,818,730 Iraqi Dinar