Everything's amazing, but nobody's happy!

[DOUG]

Everything's amazing, but nobody's happy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus

[ranger11]

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing
family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their
21st birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked
across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first
legal drink.
So, when Bubba's 21st birthday came around,
he and his pal Billy Bob took a boat out to the middle of the
lake. Bubba stepped out of the boat .... and nearly drowned!
Billy Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.
 
Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his
grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my
21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake
like my pappy, his father, and his father before
him?'
Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes
and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your
great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is
frozen, and you were born in July, you dumbass.