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[ghostdancer308]

congrats!! Need a bodyguard?LOL!!

[Rowingfish87]

congrats man.  {toast}

any luck on the job search?

[Matt]

Congratulations. Now you are officially non hire-able.   

[DOUG]

My brother the PE sent this to me:

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a CAD monkey please."
 
 
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
 
 
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
 
 
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
 
 
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
 
 
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
 
 
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."   {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh}
 

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[tjl1388]

My brother the PE sent this to me:

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a CAD monkey please."
 
 
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
 
 
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
 
 
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
 
 
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
 
 
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"
 
 
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."   {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh}
 

From a fomer CAD monkey, this is SOOO True.

[Jimmy]

That's why I decided to be an engineer {nln}