Why is it...

[MACHINE]

When you have a car forsale you cant find the keys. This sux.

I was looking for mine most of the afternoon cause I needed some hose clamps for the new tow pig. We found them 8 hours later on top of the printer under some paper that I had moved no less than 20 times while snarling and cussing.

[drich394]

When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.

12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL

{toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} - 1 PACK DOWN,  why is it when you get everything just right to sit down to eat and the get all ready to take that first good bite- you forgot your drink (rum&coke, beer, 151&DP, burbon, etc........)

[MACHINE]

Ryan... you forgot Johnny Walker Blue...

[urdaddyjeep]

Why is it that as soon as I get to work i wish i was back home in bed

[MACHINE]

Why is it that my Verizon bill is always a lot more than It should be?

[drich394]

When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.

12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL

{toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} - 1 PACK DOWN,  why is it when you get everything just right to sit down to eat and the get all ready to take that first good bite- you forgot your drink (rum&coke, beer, 151&DP, burbon, etc........)

Johnny Walker Blue  {toast}

[DOUG]

that deals on jeeps are everywhere until you're ready to buy one?

[rabunjeeper]

that deals on jeeps are everywhere until you're ready to buy one?

I know what youre sayin, i been tryin to buy a tj for a few weeks now, prices are through the roof. Finally jewed a guy down to a decent price.

[Rowingfish87]

When Ryan shows up he always has an empty 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand truck.

fixed it for you.  {toast}

[MACHINE]

that as I take my boots off at night work dispatches me on a call? >

[urdaddyjeep]

that as soon as I sold my Jeep I wish I had it back....

[MACHINE]

That I gotta deal with Polk County?

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