Few years back, in NC as we where going through some trails around dusk. A dude in whitey tightieys was walking up the trail. He was completley hammered, when we stopped to ask WTF was going on... he replied with "I lost my group and my truck is stuck" but it was in the biggest redneck jibberjabber I have ever herd. Needless to say we followed him as he walked in his whitey tightieys for a good 1/2 mile to a completely berried stock 2wd s10 pickup. I had a Tow strap on the front bumper which he attached to the bumper of his truck... ripped that right off. He comes back and goes "hey no big deal let me tie it somewhere else" again in some crazy jibberjabber. We get him pulled out and go about our marry way, when we come across a huge group of people, every single one of them where in whitey tightieys... craziest moment ever!
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WTF