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MEMBERS DISCUSSION AREA => General Discussion => Topic started by: MACHINE on July 30, 2011, 02:53:26 AM
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that when you crawl under something to fix/modify it, there always has to be that mandatory ball of dirt that falls straight in your face? Usually strikes before the 5 minute time frame... Hell, in my case, I don't even have to touch something, just crawl under it and splat! :bs)
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Why is it that it always lands directly in the eye and not in the mouth?
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I like this thread.
Why is it that something can be in it's place forever but come time to need or use it and it's nowhere to be found.
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I like this thread.
Why is it that something can be in it's place forever but come time to need or use it and it's nowhere to be found.
...until you don't need it again and then it magically reappears.
Why is it that it always lands directly in the eye and not in the mouth?
its all the oil. gear lube, antifreeze, gas or diesel that lands on in the mouth so you'll have the aftertaste for hours.
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When you buy a product you really want then get home to find out something "better" is coming out in a few months?
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When you buy a product you really want then get home to find out something "better" is coming out in a few months?
This happened when I bought my new extended cab Z-71 in 03 and found out that 4 months later they were coming out with the 4 doors.
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Bummer! :bs)
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When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.
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Why is it as soon as I sit down to relax, my wife wants me to do something?
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Why is it as soon as I sit down to relax, my wife wants me to do something?
They have a special 6th sense built in that detects when their man is relaxing and comfortable. That's when they deploy the chore list.
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When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.
12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL
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When you have a car forsale you cant find the keys. This sux.
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When you have a car forsale you cant find the keys. This sux.
I was looking for mine most of the afternoon cause I needed some hose clamps for the new tow pig. We found them 8 hours later on top of the printer under some paper that I had moved no less than 20 times while snarling and cussing.
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When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.
12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL
{toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} - 1 PACK DOWN, why is it when you get everything just right to sit down to eat and the get all ready to take that first good bite- you forgot your drink (rum&coke, beer, 151&DP, burbon, etc........)
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Ryan... you forgot Johnny Walker Blue...
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Why is it that as soon as I get to work i wish i was back home in bed
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Why is it that my Verizon bill is always a lot more than It should be?
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When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.
12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL
{toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} {toast} - 1 PACK DOWN, why is it when you get everything just right to sit down to eat and the get all ready to take that first good bite- you forgot your drink (rum&coke, beer, 151&DP, burbon, etc........)
Johnny Walker Blue {toast}
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that deals on jeeps are everywhere until you're ready to buy one?
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that deals on jeeps are everywhere until you're ready to buy one?
I know what youre sayin, i been tryin to buy a tj for a few weeks now, prices are through the roof. Finally jewed a guy down to a decent price.
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When Ryan shows up he always has an empty 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand truck.
fixed it for you. {toast}
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that as I take my boots off at night work dispatches me on a call? >:(
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that as soon as I sold my Jeep I wish I had it back....
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
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owwwch.... >:(
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Yeaaaahhhhhh. 73 in a 55 in a commercial vehicle. Fawker came outta nowhere in the middle of nowhere. Didn't know I was rollin on that fast due to apparent head in a$$.
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Yeaaaahhhhhh. 73 in a 55 in a commercial vehicle. Fawker came outta nowhere in the middle of nowhere. Didn't know I was rollin on that fast due to apparent head in a$$.
{hihi} NICE one dude, i have my far share of tickets- but never in a com. vehical --- whats the fines like on those?
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
{hihi} {hihi} {hihi} On 278? Did he walk up to the window and say "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" {hihi}
Sorry if anyone here is from Polk, but I live just across the county line and have family over that way, it's a "special" breed of people in that county.
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Yeaaaahhhhhh. 73 in a 55 in a commercial vehicle. Fawker came outta nowhere in the middle of nowhere. Didn't know I was rollin on that fast due to apparent head in a$$.
{hihi} NICE one dude, i have my far share of tickets- but never in a com. vehical --- whats the fines like on those?
Some of them can be pretty ugly. A 3rd lane violation on I-285 will cost you $350. Speeding depends on the judge. He can nail you to the wall depending on how bad the speed was. Its the points on your license you have to worry about. Commercial insurance is extremely picky and wont insure you if you have very many points. That translates into unemployment.
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
{hihi} {hihi} {hihi} On 278? Did he walk up to the window and say "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" {hihi}
Sorry if anyone here is from Polk, but I live just across the county line and have family over that way, it's a "special" breed of people in that county.
Yeah it was 278. Somewhere near a place called "cowboys". At least that's where he said he was sitting/hiding. They sure are a strange bunch out there. The cop was complimenting me on my wheel spikes bit giving me a drivers certificate at the same time. And yes, he actually mentioned the whole "you're not from around here thing". I wasn't so amused at the time but looking back I'm thinking WTF
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Those wheel spikes are bad a
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Those wheel spikes are bad a
Here ya go Richard!
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Why is it everytime you think things are going good at work someone has to come along and prove you wrong. >:(
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
{hihi} {hihi} {hihi} On 278? Did he walk up to the window and say "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" {hihi}
Sorry if anyone here is from Polk, but I live just across the county line and have family over that way, it's a "special" breed of people in that county.
And yes, he actually mentioned the whole "you're not from around here thing". I wasn't so amused at the time but looking back I'm thinking WTF
Sadly you'd have to be from the area to get it, Polk is the brunt of many jokes around here, Bartow (where I live) isn't much better. Just be thankful that you were on the main drag (278) and not in the actual backwoods portion. {hihi}
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Today some drunk dude decided to modify his door paint on my wheel spikes. Guess he thought he was gonna move 120,000 pounds of my wrecker and tractor trailer I was towing outta the way. Ha! Wrong. You should see his door paint. Wish I had gotten a pic bit he hauled ass when he figured out that I had his tag number, but it was pretty funny looking. Those things are stronger than I thought.
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I seriously want some about 3" longer and made of steel. Those are 4.5" total length.
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I seriously want some about 3" longer and made of steel. Those are 4.5" total length.
Do you want them to pop out... like on the movie Mad Max too..
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
{hihi} {hihi} {hihi} On 278? Did he walk up to the window and say "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" {hihi}
Sorry if anyone here is from Polk, but I live just across the county line and have family over that way, it's a "special" breed of people in that county.
And yes, he actually mentioned the whole "you're not from around here thing". I wasn't so amused at the time but looking back I'm thinking WTF
Sadly you'd have to be from the area to get it, Polk is the brunt of many jokes around here, Bartow (where I live) isn't much better. Just be thankful that you were on the main drag (278) and not in the actual backwoods portion. {hihi}
Is that where you cue in the "Deliverance" theme song? {hihi}
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I seriously want some about 3" longer and made of steel. Those are 4.5" total length.
Do you want them to pop out... like on the movie Mad Max too..
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That would be pretty cool, but If I could get some about 8'' long made of titanium or plain steel I'd be happy. I seriously thought about trailer slapping this guy into the wall. He never even looked up when I hit him with the train horn. Dude had to be sloshed. I do know that his door had a nice set of grooves embedded in it.
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...that when you offer to help someone with something, they decline for the moment, and wait until you're knee deep in something else before they realize they do actually need your help?
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No doubt!
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That I gotta deal with Polk County?
{hihi} {hihi} {hihi} On 278? Did he walk up to the window and say "You ain't from around here, are ya boy?" {hihi}
Sorry if anyone here is from Polk, but I live just across the county line and have family over that way, it's a "special" breed of people in that county.
And yes, he actually mentioned the whole "you're not from around here thing". I wasn't so amused at the time but looking back I'm thinking WTF
Sadly you'd have to be from the area to get it, Polk is the brunt of many jokes around here, Bartow (where I live) isn't much better. Just be thankful that you were on the main drag (278) and not in the actual backwoods portion. {hihi}
Is that where you cue in the "Deliverance" theme song? {hihi}
ding da ding ding ding ding... ding ding ding. {popcorn}
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{ehm} IM NOT SURE YOUR DINGS ARE TO THE RIGHT TUNE.... JUST CANT MAKE IT WORK, ....
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{ehm} IM NOT SURE YOUR DINGS ARE TO THE RIGHT TUNE.... JUST CANT MAKE IT WORK, ....
It's hard to type in a rhythm. {boohoo}
Why is it, that whenever things are going along great, something has to bring them crashing down?
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I still cant find the dang keys.
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Dang Richard! Get the dealer to make some more from the vin # . That way they'll pop up on your kitchen table...
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I would prob have to call a locksmith. I plan to part it out anyways. Time to steal my own car.
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Why is it, that I can volunteer to DD, which means I get to the bar later than I wanted to and leave earlier than I wanted to, but I'm a selfish person that only does things for myself, because I wouldn't take the 2 people out of 6 that wanted to go to waffle house there... ::)
I should also add, I dd fairly frequently, I'm not a big drinker anymore...
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I would prob have to call a locksmith. I plan to part it out anyways. Time to steal my own car.
Must be the xj?
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I would prob have to call a locksmith. I plan to part it out anyways. Time to steal my own car.
Must be the xj?
I think his foxbody.
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Yeah its the fox. The xj had a push button start system.
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Yeah its the fox. The xj had a push button start system.
I take it "had" is the key word, she is gone?
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Thinking of selling my foxbody... dunno yet. I need xj $$!
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Yeah its the fox. The xj had a push button start system.
I take it "had" is the key word, she is gone?
Almost, on the trailer.
Why is it you can cross thread a nut with no effort but can't put a nut on a cross threaded bolt?
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Why is it that milk seems to taste better out of the jug? Maybe its the high risk of getting caught by my girlfriend?
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You can't do a small upgrade...........Like better hubs, you might as well go to 35 spline but then you need new outers. You do that, might as well do inners, oh yeah need better joints. Just goes on and on.........
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Goes with above post
My want list is bigger than my checkbook
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{boohoo}
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You can't do a small upgrade...........Like better hubs, you might as well go to 35 spline but then you need new outers. You do that, might as well do inners, oh yeah need better joints. Just goes on and on.........
It happened to me. It's a snowball effect I guess... That's why my XJ has been camping out in my shop for a long time now. Every once in a while I sit in it and make "vroom vroom" noises. Then I think about selling a kidney or something to get it finished. :-\
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why is it that I get a Facebook message from Mark saying just one word.... BITCH... then he hops offline so I cant call him a whore.. why is that...
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why is it that I get a Facebook message from Mark saying just one word.... BITCH... then he hops offline so I cant call him a whore.. why is that...
LOL
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{hihi}
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Why is it when I reload my grease gun I get more on me than in the tube?
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Why is it always that time of the month. {bruce} {boohoo}
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Why is it always that time of the month. {bruce} {boohoo}
Maybe you should see a doctor man...
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Why is it always that time of the month. {bruce} {boohoo}
Never that time at my house....
I love modern medicine and procedures....
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Why is it when somebody accuses you of having something (if front of several people) and you go to their house and find their missing items in plain sight in the garage you cant say sorry for pretty much saying I have them and want give them back???
Also did you remember to leave my hitch? {popcorn}
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Why is it that "any day now" now means a month later at the soonest?
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Why is it when somebody accuses you of having something (if front of several people) and you go to their house and find their missing items in plain sight in the garage you cant say sorry for pretty much saying I have them and want give them back???
Also did you remember to leave my hitch? {popcorn}
~>}
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Why is it when somebody accuses you of having something (if front of several people) and you go to their house and find their missing items in plain sight in the garage you cant say sorry for pretty much saying I have them and want give them back???
Also did you remember to leave my hitch? {popcorn}
Nope, realized I still had it when we were putting my truck on the flat bed, I'll bring it by your work one day.
Oh, and {nln}
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Why is it when somebody accuses you of having something (if front of several people) and you go to their house and find their missing items in plain sight in the garage you cant say sorry for pretty much saying I have them and want give them back???
Also did you remember to leave my hitch? {popcorn}
Nope, realized I still had it when we were putting my truck on the flat bed, I'll bring it by your work one day.
Oh, and {nln}
... Oops, sorry man, is not so easy to say {ehm} WTF
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{hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} {hardlaugh} Jimmy you :PV {;-(}