The bidet is installed...and it's freaking awesome! Mine has a few features (from the retailer's website: adjustable heated seat, adjustable 3-in-1 nozzle, adjustable spray pressure, pulsating spray, oscillating spray, auto wash, and enema function), but the heated seat is probably my favorite 'upgrade' over the basic bidet function; You don't know what you've been missing until you experience it. This one has a Presidential feature: It blows warm/hot air on your bum to dry you.
The enema function isn't really an enema, but it can stimulate/motivate action. Don't ask me how I know...unless you want to know how I know
It does take a while to get clean and dry: 2 minutes of waterworks followed by 3 minutes of drying.
I got a pretty good deal (relatively speaking) when I bought it at the beginning of the TP shortage of 2020, but I just looked and the price has increased, but worse, they'll out of stock on most of them. I'll end up putting one in a bathroom on the lower floor, once the cost is reasonable again.