I AM PISSED!!!!

[Matt]

Normally I put this in the MUD PIT, but I would like it public for my neighbors prying eyes.


I wake up this morning to take my pregnant wife to work. I walk out the door and notice a gleaming white piece of paper attached to my door.

I take it down and began to read....

Hey "Ass Bitch"

We are tired of you taking your dog out to crap and then walk away without picking it up!!

3 Choices:

1) Pick It Up 

2) We will pick it up and "cleanly" place it in your stupid Jeep  :l

3) Let the office know   

Your Choice, Our Call

Your Concerned Friends
Tree Park

My response to you my concerned friend is to GO F*CK YOURSELF! I picked up for about 2 months until I realized that no one in this entire complex does it. If I have to walk through dog shit to take my dog for a walk, I am not going to waste my time picking up after my dog like its a person  {nln}

The first thing I would like to tell you...

Knock next time, dont be a pussy, if you have a problem with me or something I do. I would be more than happy to talk to you in a civilized manner.

If you would like for your letters to be more effective, dont start your letters with "Hey Ass Bitch"

Dont pretend that you are the whole community when you are just one lonely pitiful asshole. Get a life and mind your business  {toast}

I know which apartment you live in, because of the stink eye I get every time I park my jeep. Remember in the future before you leave a note like this on someones door, make sure its not the person that lives directly above you.  ;D

Here is the response to my choices.

1. No thank you.

2. I dare you to touch my Jeep.

3. I dont give a shit, I will be out of here in a week and a half  {nln}
    If they evict me and break the lease then I pay no fees, so please do 

So I chose number

4. I dont pick it up, it bothers the heck out of you obviously, not me. You try to touch my private property, I call the cops, and we go to court. Not picking up a pile of shit is not against the law last time I check. Then you tell the apartment complex, which if you refer back to response number three, you will see that is not really going to make a difference.

Until next time I hope you step in shit! Good day.


I hate apartments and neighbors. Tree Park apartments was nice when I moved in two years ago, now it is full of white trash and assholes. I would not recommend living here for anyone. The people at the front office are also unprofessional and rude, unless you are giving them a rent check.

[Jimmy]

I hate apartment complexes. I would have told your neighbor the same damn thing if I was you. If he came to me and said "Would you mind being more careful when you pick up after your dog" I would have said sure. But that less than mature note would have gotten a less than mature response from me as well.

I went through something similar in my apartment. The grassy area next to our unit was the only one that said "no dogs" yet it was covered in shit all the time so I walked Amber down there and never bothered to pick up after her either. This is also where the 7 different litters of stray cats (not an exaggeration) and 2 stray dogs liked to do their business. One day the bitchy manager who thought she was God's gift to authority told me to start picking up after my dog and take her to the designated areas. This is the same manager that hides the stray animals whenever the (friendly) manager calls animal control to round of them up (the friendly manager told me about this happening on more than one occasion). I told the bitch if I start cleaning up after my dog I will 1. send her the vet bills for having Amber dewormed three times after eating stray cat shit 2. call her boss and the housing authority about her harboring diseased animals and creating an unclean, disease ridden living environment and 3. call animal control next time I see her take her dog out without a leash unless she cleaned up after the stray animals on a daily basis. She never bothered me about cleaning up after Amber again, lol. I hated that cunt and butted heads with her several times. Just to give you an idea of how much of a lazy POS she is, she drives to work on a daily basis, no matter how nice the weather is. She lives MAYBE a hundred yards from her office.

If grouchy people didn't make it so fun to ruffle their feathers after they find something to be pissed about over nothing, they could live much happier lives.

[Rockinwrangler]

Man. it is people like that....  that make me hate people.....  hahahah..  I would probably start picking up after the dog for at least the next week and a half.  Then when I moved I would leave it at their doorsteps or on the hood of their ride...   ;D

[BigJerm]

ah yes the dog poop! same deal in our old apartment... nobody picked up after their dogs so I didn't either then one day this fat lady was standing outside and yells "do you know what your dog just did? You need to pick it up!" and other times if I didnt pick up and started walking away I would hear her yell "the bags are over there."

[drich394]

Man. it is people like that....  that make me hate people.....  hahahah..  I would probably start picking up after the dog for at least the next week and a half.  Then when I moved I would leave it at their doorsteps or on the hood of their ride...   ;D

{agree}

[Matt]

I have thought to accumulate it in a brown bag and catch it on fire and leave it at their door, the day I leave. I have been home all day with my windows open packing boxes with my stereo blasting. STOMPING THE SHIT out of the floor/their ceiling ;D

I am just walking my dog a little farther from my building and still leaving it.  {nln2}

[Jimmy]

{nln2}

New flip off smilie? SWEET

[Matt]

its hidden. edit my post for the code.

[Jimmy]

I seen it, thanks.

[drich394]

WTF,,, so us little club members cant use it???? :bs)

[Matt]

I cant type it in, or else it looks like this... {nln2}


I suppose if you type nln2 in these {} that would work.

[mdo817]

{nln2}

That works