Uhoh, look what my girlfriend got.....

[Jimmy]

I've always had dogs, so this is going to be interesting......

[BigJerm]

ummm what do you do with that thing?!?!? Cant it play fetch?

[Ben H.]

You have 2 options Jimmy.

1. Get a dog to get rid of the cat.

2. Antifreeze in the catfood.

[RotorHead]

I like cats. The taste like chicken.

[Jimmy]

ummm what do you do with that thing?!?!? Cant it play fetch?

Nope, but its good for playing fetch with 

[DOUG]

Ut oh,    Deals off, major "implied" contract violation, there was no cat, and can be no cat added without your written approval given without duress.   The only way it's OK for a CAT to be brought into the man/woman relationship is if the man does it.  Any other way is a contract violation.

Good luck!   ;D

[Will]

Ut oh,    Deals off, major "implied" contract violation, there was no cat, and can be no cat added without your written approval given without duress.   The only way it's OK for a CAT to be brought into the man/woman relationship is if the man does it.  Any other way is a contract violation.

Good luck!   ;D

haha, it couldn't be put better. 

[Krawler00]

x3! I came home one day and found my wife had a kitten for me... Oh joy. Needless to say it is the most worthless creature I have seen. Got 3 outside cats who are also worthless. Me no like the cats. Specially when I come outside and one is layin on the hood of the Jeep. > >

[DOUG]

Oh joy.  > >

LOL!  LMAO!!

[Chris Hyde]

Put it on a tether ball cord and invite a bunch of drunk buddies over.

[urdaddyjeep]

just buy a dog... no more cat.... if she asks ytf did you buy a dog..... just say well you bought a cat and didn't ask me so I got a dog, btw where is your cat??


LMAOO
MIke

[j33plover]

Cats are the suck... i love my dog im 17 and no choice but to live with mommy and daddy and they have 4 cats.. i hate the damn things... lay on my jeep.... hoping they get lost one day... :-X