Next chick I marry is for sure gonna be hot and a You Tube star so I can quit my job and become a race car driver.
A documented requirements list for the next wife would be epic.
Throws axes perfectly - check
Shotguns beer after throwing axe perfectly - check
hot AF - check
successful YouTube star - check
Wants me to take care of the house and the toys - check
and many more
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