Jimmy is trashed off a Corona and 2 margaritas!
Seriously though, have we really been reduced to celebrating fake holidays just to have an excuse to consume alcohol? I mean, there may be a few people in the US who can trace their ancestory back to the battle of Puebla when the under-manned, under-equipped Mexicans defeated their French occupiers on May 5, 1862... but not really. I mean come on, the Mexican government doesn't even recognize it as a national holiday! The state of Puebla is celebrating the ONE good thing they have ever done besides give Swine Flu to American tourists, and inspire Dave Matthews to write that song about not drinking the water.
How we managed to take something like that a turn it into a drinking holiday, I don't know. But I freakin' love it. It's what America does.
Up here in Milledgeville every bar is having free covers, $2 Coronas, $2 shots, and $3 Margaritas.... AMERICA.... F*CK YEAH!
I'm about to go have a few Coronas myself Jimmy. Thanks for inspiring me with the Cinco de Mayo spirit. I'm tired of studying anyways!