Face book is for little girls to gossip 
I do have an account, but rarely visit. 
I call it the 'LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!!" website.  Twitter is even worse.
Did I answer it? {nln}
How could you?  You don't even know how to read it!  
I remember you don't do text, but they charge you every time we send you one!   
 