Why is it...

[MACHINE]

that when you crawl under something to fix/modify it, there always has to be that mandatory ball of dirt that falls straight in your face? Usually strikes before the 5 minute time frame... Hell, in my case, I don't even have to touch something, just crawl under it and splat!  :bs)

[Matt]

Why is it that it always lands directly in the eye and not in the mouth?


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[Do Work 93 YJ]

I like this thread.

Why is it that something can be in it's place forever but come time to need or use it and it's nowhere to be found.

[MACHINE]

I like this thread.

Why is it that something can be in it's place forever but come time to need or use it and it's nowhere to be found.

...until you don't need it again and then it magically reappears.

Why is it that it always lands directly in the eye and not in the mouth?

its all the oil. gear lube, antifreeze, gas or diesel that lands on in the mouth so you'll have the aftertaste for hours.

[ranger11]

When you buy a product you really want then get home to find out something "better" is coming out in a few months?

[Do Work 93 YJ]

When you buy a product you really want then get home to find out something "better" is coming out in a few months?

This happened when I bought my new extended cab Z-71 in 03 and found out that 4 months later they were coming out with the 4 doors.

[MACHINE]

Bummer!  :bs)

[mdo817]

When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.

[Krawler00]

Why is it as soon as I sit down to relax, my wife wants me to do something?

[MACHINE]

Why is it as soon as I sit down to relax, my wife wants me to do something?

They have a special 6th sense built in that detects when their man is relaxing and comfortable. That's when they deploy the chore list.

[Do Work 93 YJ]

When Ryan shows up he always has a 12 pack of Coors Light in his hand.

12 pack Mark you must be meeting up with him at lunch. LOL

[ranger11]

When you have a car forsale you cant find the keys. This sux.